Maskolicism

A new religion started in the year 2020 contrived on the belief that any piece of cloth draped across your face will save you from the ravages of a disease that you have a 99.8% chance of surviving. As with all religions, Maskolicism rejects any scientific evidence or opinions that are contrary to the teachings and rely solely on faith in political rhetoric for justification of their positions. All members actively avoid cognitive dissonance by attacking any non-supporting science regardless of veracity and personally attacking all non-believers, painting them as heretics who care nothing of others well being. They also reject any potential cure or treatment that is supported, discovered or provided by any person they disagree with.

I can't believe bob hasn't joined us at the church of Maskolicism yet. He knows how important our teachings are in keeping the non-thinking majority in line. How else are we going to test the limits of the public's tolerance to abolishing the constitution and forcing a dictatorship on them. Ur, um, I mean how else will we survive this catastrophe.

by Maskolicism November 11, 2020

Maskophelia

A psychiatric disorder where one finds a person wearing a face mask particularly sexually attractive.

Wendy thinks our son has Maskophelia because he finds face-mask wearing women particularly attractive.

by Li XiaoLong October 1, 2020

madakoosh

the act of a naked steamroller, in which a phallic object slaps the face of a close friend.

Topher runs into a room and naked madakooshes Brennan, having his balls caress his chin.

by LindzandAlex June 23, 2011

Maskosis

The feeling that you are wearing a mask long after you took it off.

My Maskosis is flaring up. I keep wanting to adjust my mask even though I am not wearing it anymore.

by Grover Madison January 11, 2021

masaokis

One of the greatest chefs in Canada. He posts cooking videos on youtube.

Did you see masaokis cook that hotdog on youtube?

The video where it bursts into flames and then he finishes cooking it by putting it in a cup of water?

Yeah!

by No one13579 September 13, 2009

Masaboratory

Noun.

A masterbation laboratory.

Term coined in the Wood County Justice Center by Doug Berlow.

Hey guys. Don't bother me for a while because I'm headed to the Masaboratory.

Dude. I'm about to turn our bathroom into a Masaboratory!

by thats my drew beat May 13, 2010

MasakoX

One of the two voice actors on Naruto Abridged, or NTAS as it is more commonly referred to as. Residing in the UK, Masako mixes the series's animation together and provides the voices for many popular characters, such as Kakashi, Sasuke, Kankoro, Ino, Hinata, Kurenai, Kabuto, Genma, and many, many others. Due to both he and Vegeta3986's youtube accounts being deleted, Masako has changed his name to MasakoXtreme but, however, does not upload NTAS episodes, instead working on other activities, such as voice demo reels and other dubbing practices.

Masako is also known for his work in the DBZ Abridged movies and being a member of Team 4 Star, alongside Vegeta3986. MasakoX is considered to be high up in the status of abridgers in the next generation of abridging, just below Little Kuriboh, but equal to Vegeta3986.

MasakoX enjoys karaoke, and has done dubs of anime English inros, including the intros for One Piece's Funimation dub and Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

by Nowacking August 8, 2008