Maryjayne

You’ll fall her for brown eyes beaming and her curly blonde hair glowing in the sunset. You’ll fall in love with her laugh, her jokes, the smell of her cologne. Her suave and proud full weigh on her shoulders isn’t difficult to see. She’s hurt. She’s loved. She’s lost. She has been abused by everyone she’s ever known. Including you. You’ll never forget how you mistreated her or how warm her cuddles were, how endless her passion and support were, and how she’d go through anything for you. Her light, her love, her beauty can save anyone’s life. If you find yourself meeting a Maryjayne, cherish every moment and spoil her like the angel she is.

I can’t believe how stunning Maryjayne is.

by PuffiestPixies November 22, 2018

Maryland

A little bit of everywhere else, plus an ass ton of Old Bay seasoning.

Maryland is the only place where you can purchase Old Bay flavored potato chips.

by mandarinmarie September 19, 2005

Maryangel

Meeting her will change your life forever :(

Maryangel is just everything you could ever wish for in a person :)

by Todito February 25, 2020

Marjane

If you are lucky enough to be named Marjane, you happen to be one of the fliest and baddest girls around. Marjane’s are known to be beautiful, extremely loyal, intelligent and kindhearted. The name is Arab, meaning pearl or is also referred to as a flaming red coral. But every man who has ever met a Marjane knows diamonds are more her thing.

She is so cute! Her name must be Marjane.

by Younes July 31, 2019

Maryana

She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet..no joke! She is very sensative, smart, loves sports, and loves to hang out with her squad! She hates fake ass bitches! If you ever meet Maryana you are so damn lucky!!!!!!!

"Who are you talkin to?

"Maryana bro"
"daammmnn you lucky as fuck"

by 357tt December 1, 2016

maryjean

A girl who you think might come from the south but she really comes out of the woodworks of brooklyn. She's fun,flirty, cool and funny. She doesn't hold grudges but when she hates you, she hates you. However, she is a lover. She lives off of candy and usually keeps some stashes in her purse. She likes nice things so buy them for her...

the maryjean..

by sexiie June 6, 2011

maryland effect

When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.

Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.

"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"

"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."

by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016