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Mars Rover

When you moon someone and spread your ass cheaks apart with both of your hands.
Just bend over when you do it."The Mars Rover"
Mars Rover by Jakeratt5 January 17, 2009

mars rover

Some expensive car that only runs on one type of chocolate bars.
Q: Sir, where's the gas put in?
A: Don't you mind lad, it's a mars rover.
mars rover by Benadski August 6, 2004

Mars Rover

Farting into the vagina of an unexpecting wide open legged slut.

Eg. you are sending that rover into mars .. unexpected uncharted territory . They are crazy and you'll never know what to expect so send that rover out boys..
Had this chick over the other night laying down with legs wide open naked , she was looking at something in depth on my nightstand I backed up and pressed my asshole to her Pussy and sent the Mars rover out.
Mars Rover by Milarpilowski July 13, 2019