maroon

A malapropism and favorite expression of Bugs Bunny, after outwitting Elmer Fudd. Usually uttered by Bugs this while walking away and wiping his hands in satisfaction. The joke of course is that Bugs mispronounces "moron."

Bugs: "What a maroon."

by justbrowzing March 30, 2006

maroon

A term used for runaway African slaves in the West Indies now known as the Caribbean.

At one time the teams at Missisippi State University were called the Maroons. Now they are now known as the Bulldogs.

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

maroon

A fuckwit, elmore or jackweed. Doesn't rise to the level of moron because that is spelled correctly.

The maroons who ran Enron really elmored the company up.

by Prim n Proper September 26, 2007

maroon

Used by Bugs Bunny as a term or derision. Possibly in reference to the 1925 Pottsville Maroons-even though they had the best record in the NFL that year, they were so dumb that they encroached on the area of another team and forfeited the NFL championship.

To be as stupid as a Maroon.

by tatashady February 02, 2009

Maroon

a fugitive black slave of the West Indies or Guiana

Aaron Sands ain't black, but he sure is a maroon.

by PAUL August 20, 2004

Maroon

A cocky rugby league fan who supports Queensland in the state of Origin. Thinks they have the right to be smug (which the probably do) because they won 5 origins straight. Not to be confused with a wanker who has lived in New South Wales his whole life, and supports Queensland.

First Person: GO THE BLUES!
Second Person: Na no way mate, this is year of the mighty MAROONS

by nsWsupporter June 18, 2011