marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

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Shawn-Marroning

The act of having so much swag that all of the women within a twenty mile radius instantly become pregnant just by your presence alone.

"Bro, I tuned my swag on so high I think I over did it!"

"Yeah, you were Shawn-Marroning, broseph. Good luck with all the child-support."

by ShawnMarronAdmirer November 22, 2011

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marmonina

Even Cuter Female Version of a marmot

Respect to all the marmots and marmanina's in the house

by Jack Lambert January 26, 2004

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Marroning

The state of extreme sassiness. Being extremely sassy.

"Did you hear about how sherelle told off that group of jersey shore wannabes?"
"yeah, she was totally marroning."

by thatkidddddddddddd November 19, 2011

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maropion

a mix between a marine and a scorpion. normally a skinny, lean, very sexy marine who lacks the mass of most infantry marines. he is known for turning into a deadly gian scorpion (as seen on clash of the titans) and going on a skyscraper crushing spree.

omg dude, her boyfriend is a maropion, dont fuck with him he'll crush your skyscraper!

by usmc shitbag September 29, 2010

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