marmite

An evil substance which has already taken over the minds of many people

"Oh God no! The Marmite is coming for us!"

"Marmite ... it gets you in your lunch."

marmite by Slayer April 7, 2003

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Marmite

The end of the world

GIRL: Marmite, have you seen my pony?
MARMITE: Yes.
GIRL: :D
MARMITE: I ate him.
GIRL: D:

Marmite by Fawksymus January 19, 2021

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Horrible shit people put on toast.....smells like dogshit but probably doesnt taste as good!!!

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The most disgusting thing u will ever eat don’t ever try it it’s gross

I hate marmite

Marmite by Kaufman’s December 19, 2018

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An adjective describing an insanely attractive person, usually in moments of intense sexual stimulation.

Oh babe, you're so marmite...

Marmite by Jack Edwards January 17, 2009

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a sauce that can be spread on food, or used to be racist.

white man - your like marmite
black man - what you either love me or hate me?
white man - no your black and stinky

marmite by marmiteaman January 9, 2011

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Poo. Used (in a derogatory fashion) in conjunction with anal sex, and thus a homosexual who does so - a "marmite miner".

You're such a marmite miner.

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