Marmalade

When someone is not just jealous (jelly) they are seething with jealousy from every pore of their body.

"I hate that guy. He gets laid all the time. He drives a nice car. Has a nice house. Has tons of money."

"Don't be so marmalade."

by Andrew Mullen April 1, 2012

Marmalade

Favorite topping for english muffins, toast and sran cakes of the Srigger population. Usually consumed on a monorail

Passam'nah the marmalde, m'nah?

by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003

Marmalade

nickname for a girl that has red to red-orange hair, who's very sweet, but spunky, like orange marmalade.

She's like orange marmalade.

by Meshack Wren April 21, 2008

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

Marmalading

A form of culture jamming linked to passive jamming. It concists of jamming forums by sending bitter sweet wake up calls or reality checks backed up with facts. It is often quoted that “Marmalade comes with no preservatives”
marmalading is often shortened to marma.

we need to start marmalading this blog.
have you got the facts for the marmalading?

by Philip James September 17, 2008

marmalade

The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.

"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

marmalade

Aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used. Also used as a greeting.

"What did he give you?"
"Um just some marmalade.."

Yo marmalade features!
What the marmalade you up to?

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 24, 2005