by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017
Get the absolute madman mug.A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.
There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.
Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.
There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.
Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.
Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.
by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023
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A clever name used to insult another individual's mother. It is a play on words that refers to the saying, "Yo mama!"
Person 1: "Where's Joe?"
Victim 1: "Joe? ... Joe who?"
Person 1: "JOE MAMA!"
Victim 1: *Proceeds to feel insulted*
Victim 1: "Joe? ... Joe who?"
Person 1: "JOE MAMA!"
Victim 1: *Proceeds to feel insulted*
by B-Man February 2, 2004
Get the Joe Mama mug.1. A phrase popularized by Kwame brown’s YouTube channel “Kwame Brown Bust Life”in reference to serving up and dropping off harsh truths.
2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.
3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.
2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.
3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.
by Young juju May 23, 2021
Get the Mama’s Cooking mug.A huge Hungarian slut who loves dick in her ass. Typically older than fifty but has the energy of a sex crazed panther. Will fit as many dicks as possible in as many holes as possible. Most have a skinny ass faggot grandson who sucks dick at life that films her in all of her movies. Don't let there brittle body fool you they will take until they bleed. Also the powdered breast milk seems weird but acts as a great lube. Once you break the crust around the vagina you don't even notice that it is older than you are. If her vagina stanks just pull off some back wrinkles and make a makeshift pussy. They're usually the ones who starts the origies in most nursing homes. You can't believe how moist that crusty vagina can get. After sex you can make a nice loaf of bread from their twenty year old yeast infection. Remember to be courteous and change her adult diaper when you're finished.
by I63 May 28, 2014
Get the Naj Mama mug.Any dystopian landscape or system in which there is little greenery, fuel or humanity to be found. Named after the Mad Max series of films, anything madmaxian is essentially a brutal, lawless hellscape likely filled with either bandits, raiders, and people eagerly executing their worst instincts, or bleak emptiness.
Colombia, Somalia, New Mexico, and regular Mexico are thought to be Madmaxian - a good place to be sunburnt, robbed, and possibly shot.
Colombia, Somalia, New Mexico, and regular Mexico are thought to be Madmaxian - a good place to be sunburnt, robbed, and possibly shot.
A: Dude, let's go to Tijuana for some drinks, drugs and bitches!
B: Nah man, that place is Madmaxian. I don't wanna die in three ways at once. Let's hit up Vegas instead.
B: Nah man, that place is Madmaxian. I don't wanna die in three ways at once. Let's hit up Vegas instead.
by ragnarqk May 30, 2014
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