Markus

Markus is the most awesome man in the whole existence.
He is mostly know for his unhumanly high IQ and superhuman strength.
His voice makes everyone have an eargasm especially def people.
He can make you rip your clothes of and make love to him just by looking at you. And also he is fantastic in bed.
He used to be a god, but is was to lame for him.
He is super sexy and handsome.

That is gigantic, is your name Markus?
Is that gods face, or Makus?

by TotalyNotMarkus August 21, 2013

Markus

A man who has a giving and loving heart of gold. He has a smile and a laugh that will make any girl instantly fall in love. He is always true to his word and faithful in a relationship. He always looks for ways to please people, and finds ways to make everything better. He is the best friend and lover anyone could have. It's even been said he has some sort of super power, and is the worlds greatest video gamer!

Angel: Markus is the most amazing person in the universe !

by ADM201101 August 14, 2011

marcussexual

being in love with a guy named marcus who has good style and a amazing taste in music who is also hot

i am marcussexual

by Marcussexual January 6, 2021

needless markups

Slang for the department store Neiman Marcus

Why go to to Bloomingdale's, when you can go to Needless Markups & pay double the price, for the same pair of Billy's!!

by Broke as a Joke December 30, 2008

Markus Sigfridson

Guitarist in the swediwsh neo-classical metal band, Harmony, aswell as new prog. metal band Darkwater. One of Swedens best young guitarists- 27.
Not as good as some of the best guitarists of all time, but amazing for 27. Some of Sweden's undiscovered talents.

"Here listen to this, its one of Markus's Solo's"
"Wow, how can one person alone play that?"
"What can i say, hes amazing."

by Joel Mascinator June 15, 2004

Markus Uteus

A 'Broken Old Shitty Ute' which a friend owns but thinks its the best car in the world.

Joe: My mate bought a Markus Uteus and it broke down

by The Litte Things in Life April 20, 2015

maroussia

maroussia is a frederic obsesser she wants him to like her so much and only wants his attention

omg! shes such a maroussia

by urmomisgay69. January 11, 2022