Martinsville Speedway

The oldest track on the NASCARSprint Cup Calender. It is also where Brian Vickers got Vickerism.

I love the racing at Martinsville Speedway.

by Brian Vickers Sucks November 14, 2011

Makinsie

Makinsie is a crazy chick that makes everyone laugh with their inappropriate stories. Sometimes sharing a little too much information with strangers they do not know. Makinsies are very loyal to their families and is the kind of sister every sibling wants. Amazing with children and will most likely have 10 kids in her lifetime.

That Makinsie is always making me laugh.

by coolkid86 May 7, 2015

Martinsville

A little boreing town. It sucks ass, and it's symbol is a pathetic little well.

I hate Martinsville.

by (SIC)Drummer November 7, 2004

marinski

a woman who is very educated in sex and amazing at head. loves weed and chillan

"Oh dayum that girls a marinski"

by lola_19_94 April 26, 2009

malkinski

(noun)a short human being, specifically a boy, who has red hair and does not have a penis or any sexual organs. It likes to converse with friends and mainly talks about masturbation circles.

R: Yo wutsup. Im bored.
G: Lets act like malkinskis and talk about masturbation circles.
R: No homo right?
G: well ya, no homo. There is no way i would act like a malkinski
R: how can we talk about masturbation circles if we dont even have dicks? no homo
G: Of course.

by Godzilla123456 May 29, 2008

Markikid

Slang for Bisexual 10 year old.

Zeno: Hey, did you hear that James is a Markikid?
Heier: Oh yeah, I did! Im proud of him!

by Heier September 11, 2019

New Martinsville

Cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, retard hick capital of the world. It is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a shitty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain...but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, The residence of Bob Miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion...which turned to shit, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who's owners know absolutely jack shit about music, and never work. There is no art in this city, it's considered an abomination, instead it worships football. The only way to survive is to create a reputation. I plan to set it all up in flames. It is the scum of the earth, and is in love with it's own bullshit.
If you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. Only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.

New Martinsville: If God took a shit...this is where it would land.

by Vincent Destor January 28, 2008