Maris

A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.

Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.

Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?

by Ben Frey May 4, 2006

Maris

An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize.

Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.

by Feebs October 2, 2003

Maris

A very beautiful guy. He is very sexy, mysterious and sometimes can be obsessive. He is the popular guy at school and everyone wants to be friends with him but sometimes he can be a bully. All the girls are in love with him and want to fuck him.

Omg look at Maris he is so quirky and cool.

Simona: Im in love with Maris.
Theodora: No, he is mine!

by Simona and Thea May 11, 2022

Maris

The act of sudden, random violence against an inanimate object after losing one's temper with said object. Primarily involves inflicting massive damage, usually with an axe or other suitable weapon, but may also include defecating in/on the object in question afterwards.

He lost his temper then Maris'ed his car right up

by Razorjack October 1, 2010

Maris

A flaming homosexual who can act completely straight until he sees a cute necklace. May or may not have limp wrists.

Me: Hey Maris, how are you today?
Maris: Good, just got back from working construction... *voice gets three octaves higher* OHMYGAWD I LOOOOOVE YOUR NECKLACE!!!!!!

by blueskyscorpio September 1, 2011

Maris

A beautiful girl, who is loving, caring, and accepting. She has soft brown hair and is ticklish all over. She has a boyfriend who loves her with all his heart, and she is absolutely perfect.

"hey, have you seen Maris around?"

"Nah she's probably busy being perfect"

by Bigyaoihands February 1, 2020

Maris

Some girl who doesn’t care about anything , she don’t like animals😡

Brittany: hey Maris

Maris: leave me alone

by Maris23 June 8, 2019