Maris

A Male version of Paris Hilton.

M(ale) + (p)ARIS = MARIS

Marises are spoiled little male prima donnas, never having worked a day in their lives, always getting bailed out by Mommy and Daddy. They tote around small dogs, think life revolves around their imagined social status, and are intellectually challenged.

Most Marises are so self absorbed that they think they are the shit, the be all and end all, not having the slightest inkling that everyone else has absolutely no respect for them.

"<insert name here> is such a wannabe big shot Maris. He tried to talk his way into the front of the line, but the bouncer had no idea who he was."

by Von Man August 12, 2009

maris

The kind of lapdancing that is performed in such an intoxicated state, it ceases to be sexy. Might even lead to guys asking the performer of the maris dance to please sit down. The maris tends to turn off even the most horny drunk guy. It involves swaying rather than shaking, and and might be performed a couple of meters off from the intended location.

Party People: LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*

-5 seconds of awkward silence-

Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.
Whispers: What a maris

by monchis February 21, 2008

maris

NOT A WHORE. does not give lap dances, is of the female descent. She has morals and values and does not act like tila tequila.

"Maris is my biffer forever"
"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"
"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."
"oh, Word."

by MARISANDMAYA February 4, 2009

Maris

Maris is a beautiful girl, usually tall. Her smile lights up the room. She makes people’s day better with her humor and personality. She is very smart but sometimes gets too attached. She has many friends and people envy her looks and character. If you ever find a Maris keep her as close as possible.

Girl 1: Do you know that girl over there?

Girl 2: oh yeah! That’s Maris, she’s the best!!

by edenboi69 October 28, 2019

Maris

A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.

Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.

Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?

by Ben Frey May 4, 2006

Maris

An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize.

Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.

by Feebs October 2, 2003

Maris

A very beautiful guy. He is very sexy, mysterious and sometimes can be obsessive. He is the popular guy at school and everyone wants to be friends with him but sometimes he can be a bully. All the girls are in love with him and want to fuck him.

Omg look at Maris he is so quirky and cool.

Simona: Im in love with Maris.
Theodora: No, he is mine!

by Simona and Thea May 11, 2022