Lower Merion High School

The alma mater of Kobe Bryant, who decided to forego his NCAA eligibility and instead declared himself eligible for the 1996 NBA Draft with the 13th overall pick by the LA Lakers directly out of high school, who essentially got Kobe for Vlade Divac.

Kobe Bryant is Lower Merion High School's most famous alumnus.

by CP12 April 30, 2006

marian high school

types of marian girls:
-that girl that rolls her skirt way too high when the rice boys walk down the hall
-that girl that skips every class to go to the bathroom and juul
-that girl that never has money on her lunch card so she asks everyone else to pay for her
-that girl that will occasionally stare at the male teachers ass/dick
-that girl that will take classes at rice just to see the guys
-that girl that will sleep through every class
-that girl that will spend $20 a day at lunch
-that girl that is known for her ass pics
-that girl that fucked her best friends boyfriend

-that girl that screams down the hallway everyday
-that sophomore girl that judges the freshman hardcore when she was a frosh 3 months before...
-that girl thats hooked up with every guy at brother rice
-that girl that always thinks shes the shit

brother rice guy 1: "woah look at that girl, she's so hot"
brother rice guy 2: "ya i heard she sucked her teachers dick at marian high school"

by mercygirl112 September 12, 2018

Marian High School

The most lit school ever that was Framingham Massachusetts. A couple of words to describe Marian
-Lots of thots.
-You see new foreign exchange students every day.
-Fat teachers
-Girls that went there were low key thicc

"Dude you go to Marian High school that's fucking lit"

"Yeah bro I know I know"

by The stoned crackhead August 27, 2020

lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.

the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant

by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024

Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’

Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.

by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025

marian central catholic high school

A catholic high school located in Woodstock, Illinois. The only reason we go here is because we believe it gives us a better education, even though its super expensive. We all suck at sports and everyone here is retarded cause of our school system. The only good thing here are the french fries in the cafeteria.

Bob: Did you hear about the state championship that Marian Central Catholic High School won?
Joe: *silence*
Bob: Yeah, me neither.

by twogayniggaskissing July 6, 2018

marion highschool

marion is a place where there’s homophobic, racist rednecks or you get wanna be soccer stars.

i hate marion highschool everyone is a bully.

by heyyyyy.. November 5, 2021