The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th

Once again, Michael was in AP Calculus BC. Michael had asked what infinity/infinity was. One could simply answer the question by saying the answer is undefined; however, that is not what occurred. What occurred was an epic battle of banter. Those around listened in silence and horror, pretending to not listen. The largest blow of this epic battle occurred when, Thall who shall not be named, called Michael a "Dirty Liar". That was the last straw in this encounter. Michael quickly responded with "You did not just call me that". They were in an absolute stalemate. The battle ended with positive email interaction. To this day, the two sides remain at peace.

Today is The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th. We all must mourn this great tragedy. Nothing compares to the horror that occurred on this day. Nothing even comes close. Some might bring up the events that occurred in the 1940s; however, they would be mistaken. One must always respect The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th.

by leahcimgnuoy March 22, 2023

13th March

Kiss your crush day

Person one: hey it’s 13th March

Person two:oh no I have to kiss my crush
Person one: why
Person two:bc it’s kiss your crush day

by Annomus 13 November 13, 2020

March 13th

This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.

Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!

by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021

March 13th

On your main story put if your taken, single or crushing. If your taken or crushing, you have to @ them so people won't think your capping!

Steve: It's March 13th, I have to post that I'm taken on my story.

*Looks at Endermans story*
Steve: Ugh, he really is a creep. Like stop crushing on Alex, she's my girlfriend.

by this.is.real.so.do.it.rn March 12, 2021

March 13th

National send your girlfriend hoodies

Harry: hey it’s March 13th

Ellie: Ohh you owe me a hoodie

by Kay-jay08 March 13, 2021

March 13th

National tell someone that you like them day, wether you like them platonically or romantically.

-Hey, I like you.
-Where is this coming from?
-Today is march 13th, i have to tell someone I like them.

by pussyeater536 March 13, 2024

March 13th

Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.

"March 13th is give $5 to short people day--" I'm going to shoot you in the mouth.

by freediooo March 13, 2024