maple 

A Canadian person who is a complete and utter jackass, a liar.

The guy is a total maple.

maple by seriouslyonlyme April 11, 2009

maple 

Mad, gut wrenching, bowl echoing, stall rattling, rectum stretching, pant staining, nose-hair curling, janitor surprise... in other words, a fat runny shit, after drinking 3 cups of maple syrup.

After breakfast this morning, I've had nothing but mad maple all day.

maple by Paully May 8, 2003

maple 

One can be called maple if they are told to hump a maple tree and willingly do it.

Richard humped a maple tree. He is now maple.

maple by BklynKnight February 25, 2005

Maple 

A kid with a MASSIVE nose.

"Zsolt is the biggest maple ever!"

Maple by Alyyyy December 5, 2007

maple 

A person of East Indian decent who behaves and presents himself in a decidedly caucasion way. He is like a maple cookie in that he is "brown on the outside but white on the inside."

"Wow, that guy working at Burger King is such a maple!"

maple by CrAzYBiTcH April 30, 2005

Maple 

A woodstyle weeaboo that says shit wrong in Japanese and usually can't afford shit because of retarded rasta hillbillies and jewism isn't a thing in his world.

Maple screams to have sex with a virtual game called Pussy Saga.

DAMNNN ITS MAPLE HIS PENIS IS ON FIRE

Maple by PrincessXJudiel July 29, 2017

Maple 

A nigga who likes dick

Hi maple. Me too

Maple by Ghfufufjrfj September 24, 2020