This is an over the top ejaculation. One that has been building and feels like you bursted an artery once it happens.
LaWanda, its been a while since I've had any action, so if you put your hand on my inner thigh one more time, I'm gonna have a fricken maneurjism.
by Moral Oral April 18, 2009
Get the Maneurjism mug.Mannerism Bingo is a game played by students on a boring day of class. It is played by creating a 5 by 5 game board in the style of bingo, but putting a bunch of the teacher's mannerisms in the boxes, playing until one person has any row, column, or diagonal completely crossed out.
Like the normal game of Bingo, rules vary from place to place, but there are 2 central rules to mannerism bingo which are constant. One, if one achieves Bingo, they must somehow say it out loud so that the rest of the class can hear without getting in trouble for being distruptive (a common strategy is to raise your hand and try to work the word bingo into your sentance). Two, the teacher in question must never, ever discover the existance of mannerism bingo, or it is totally ruined.
Mannerism Bingo is very strange in that high school and college students all over the world claim to be the ones who invented the game, yet no one actually knows where it came from. Earliest documented games of Mannerism Bingo are from around 2004, beyond this no one knows.
Like the normal game of Bingo, rules vary from place to place, but there are 2 central rules to mannerism bingo which are constant. One, if one achieves Bingo, they must somehow say it out loud so that the rest of the class can hear without getting in trouble for being distruptive (a common strategy is to raise your hand and try to work the word bingo into your sentance). Two, the teacher in question must never, ever discover the existance of mannerism bingo, or it is totally ruined.
Mannerism Bingo is very strange in that high school and college students all over the world claim to be the ones who invented the game, yet no one actually knows where it came from. Earliest documented games of Mannerism Bingo are from around 2004, beyond this no one knows.
"Mr. Johnson, do you think they had the game of bingo in the 1600's?"
"That was a great period for mannerism bingo, our teacher was filling in so many squares for us."
"That was a great period for mannerism bingo, our teacher was filling in so many squares for us."
by HelioSeven July 27, 2009
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Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.
When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.
God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.
God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.
by Theo June 22, 2006
Get the maneurysm mug.The result of the things men will say or do that cause their partner to become very annoyed/frustrated/angry, to the point where said partner appears to undergo a slight stroke; visibly pausing and wincing painfully, with the occasional accompanying incoherent murmur. Though often a result of manuriosity, can be triggered by other factors such as callous, selfish, thoughtless or dickish behaviour, bad puns and lame jokes.
Her: I'm out of tampons, can you pick some up for me on the way home?
Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.
or
Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!
Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.
General response:
Her: Uugh...ah!
Him: You okay baby?
Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.
or
Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!
Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.
General response:
Her: Uugh...ah!
Him: You okay baby?
Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
by TheMaelstrom September 14, 2013
Get the Maneurysm mug.*does mannerism* is a common reply for anything pointless or plain stupid.
The mannerism its self looks like a shrug with both hands facing downward, and a wiry smile on the mannerism giver.
The mannerism its self looks like a shrug with both hands facing downward, and a wiry smile on the mannerism giver.
"I think that Super man 64 is a great game!"
-*does mannerism*
"Jar Jar Binks is so funny"
-*does mannerism*
-*does mannerism*
"Jar Jar Binks is so funny"
-*does mannerism*
by Ben Niedorfer May 23, 2005
Get the *does mannerism* mug.A male version of the traditionally female hissy fit. Maneurysms are often disproportionately exaggerated and/or hostile responses to fairly calm and un-hostile situations.
"Did you see Reginald III at the soiree this Wednesday past?"
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt."
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt."
by Stacherella December 12, 2009
Get the Maneurysm mug.The boi, hella annoying, but also hella smart unless you texting him,l his grammar is atrocious. Dependable and always ready to help
by Bruhmoment25 November 23, 2021
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