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The Mandela Catalogue

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."
by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022
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Manuela

Origin is Hebrew, meaning "One with God" or "God is with us".
Manuela is a hard-working smart girl who is genuinely kind, and caring of others, even when she knows that the feeling may not be reciprocated. Although she may overthink things, in the end she stays true to herself, and succeeds in finding her own path, without negative influences from other people.
Manuela is a beautiful young lady who blossoms into a beautiful woman. She is never too thin, nor is she big. She is perfectly in the middle: fit and healthy, with curves for days.
Her unique appeal and artistic and creative ways make her an attractive person, as well as her exotic nature and good looks make her a true keeper.
-"That Manuela! She is so elegant, no matter what the situation she always manages to look great!"

-"Even after what that boy did to her, Manuela still wishes the best for him, genuinely, no matter how hard it is"

-"Manuela is so sweet, but she can really over-think things"

-"I love exotic women...I definetely want a Manuela"
by Mr.Collegiate August 20, 2012
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Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020
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lin-manuel

Lin-Manuel's are energetic, loud, and accomplished. They are often wonderful writers, singers, and crazy funny. You can count on Lin-Manuel's to make you laugh. They rule twitter and tumblr and have the purest smiles ever. They're great rappers and also great at naming animals!
Look at that Lin-Manuel boss.
by bahahahamilton September 11, 2016
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The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
by The ObéSter October 30, 2021
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Lin-Manuel Miranda

Lin-Manuel Miranda is the god of basically everything. Washing up? God. Musicals? God. Naming small insects of the bread in which shovels up mountains of shit? GOD.
“Yo, Lin-Manuel Miranda is my god.”
“What religion is that?”
The best religion.”
by God has abandoned us June 11, 2018
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Lin Manuel Miranda

God (to any Hamilton fan like me)
Hamilton fan: "Praise be to Lin Manuel Miranda, the one true Lord!"
by A. W. Farmer January 28, 2017
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