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manticore

A mythical creature with a lion's body, a man's face, a scorpion's tail, a bat's wings, and lots of rows of really sharp teeth. These guys usually don't get along with dragons. Personally, I'd side with the dragon if a manticore and a dragon got into a row, cause I way like dragons better. Oh yeah, manticores are usually orangey-colors.
The manticore had no friends, cause his face was weird-looking.
by Bitey September 18, 2007
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bisexual manicure

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.
"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."
by LemurChair June 11, 2018
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Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015
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masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
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mangicake

Non-Eastern Europeans;

When the sweep of immigrants from Italy, Hungary, Germany and many other European nations hit Canada, a lot of the men would go work on construction sites. They would work side-by-side with the well-established first, second and third generation Irish, Scottish and other Non-European Canadians. At lunch, the Europeans would take out the big honkin' sandwiches their mothers or wives made for them, while their Non-European counterparts took out their biscuits, muffins and little cakes. Therein followed lots of laughs and jests in foreign languages, and 'mangicake' was born: He Who Eats Cake.

"He EATS, but it's only cake". (emphasis on 'eat' spoken in italian, and 'cake' spoken in english).
(In Italian): "Look at the Mangicake, his wife sends him to work hungry! We should share our meals with him and make him strong!"
by Lexi O February 5, 2008
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manicure

getting your nails done.Mani means hands and cure means to make better, so, manicure.
"My nails are all nubby, so my bf gave me $30 to get a fiberglass manicure"
by Nastina August 31, 2005
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Mantimate

( adjective) A special relationship between men, a platonic love thats "totally manly". Also see guy love.
"my boyfriend is getting really mantimate with his drinking buddy. He made my boyfriend dinner. At our house."
by Kira Baldass January 26, 2009
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