Manspreading

Another way for women to start a big issue with men

Feminist 1: this guy on the bus is Manspreading
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted

by Meninistsagainstfeminists January 12, 2017

manspreading

spreading your legs when you sit down so as to not sit on your balls

Sorry for manspreading, I just need room for my boys to play.

by MakeMemesNotWar June 2, 2017

manhead

A female who is very similar in appearence to a male

that girl is such a manhead

by Chalres Babbage May 16, 2003

manspreading

Not destroying your balls

hey want to have kids then try manspreading

by Arandombisexual March 7, 2021

manspreading

While the rationale behind manspreading is perfectly valid, to single this problem onto men is just plain ridiculous. This has nothing to do with gender, it's simply a matter of public etiquette. If a girl spreads her legs out while the bus is jam packed with people, people would be pretty pissed too.

Do not listen to any feminist suggestions. Instead, every man and human should simply stick to this guide:
1) When the bus/metro capacity is under 25%, spread your legs as you so desire
2) When the bus/metro capacity is 25-75%, generally spreading is fine as people have other seats to choose from
3) When the bus/metro capacity is over 75%, it's best to play it safe and tuck your legs because people will likely want to sit in the adjacent seat

See also: leg spreading

Me: You know what misses me off so much? When people leg spread on the bus. There was this guy who freakin' blocked two seats with his legs on the bus. Like, I ain't gonna complain about that if the bus was half empty, but the bus was full and there was an old lady who wanted to sit down but the guy was too busy on his phone to notice her.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021

Manspreading

The Stupidest Thing To Come Out Of A Feminists Mouth, Period.

Feminist: Excuse Me, Can You Stop Manspreading Please? We Need That Seat To Discuss Instagram

Man: Fuck Off You Feminist Scum.

by Infinity0706 May 13, 2018

manspreading

When a feminist forgets men have balls due to an aura that naturally repels all men.

*Man sitting on bus has his legs just enough apart not to neuter himself*
Feminist:"HOW DARE YOU TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM DISGUSTING MANSPREADING PIG!"

by PowderMonkeyDeezNuts May 30, 2022