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Malingering

To skulk with elevated malice (like the monster in “It Follows” or the principal of Aptos High)
Dr. Hanks-Sloan do be malingering in the parking lot today.
by Fluffy._.Eggshells August 25, 2022
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California Mudslinger

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.
Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.
by bendovermeyers March 23, 2011
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Texas Mudslinger

When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull your dick out and grab the shit off your dick. Then you tap her on the shoulder and when she turns around you sling the shit in her face.
Did you hear that Laine Texas Mudslingered his girl last night.
by hornyarmadillo March 17, 2011
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malinger

A person who fakes an illness or injury to get out of work. Who is commonly know for screwing over his or her brothers so they have to work more overtime.
Member of the fire department who is malingering is also a load. I have to wax my car but to hell with riding a fire truck.
by Fire Dept Management July 19, 2007
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Maislinger

A mispronunciation of "Manslinger", a Manslinger is a woman who dates/sleeps with many men, she's in control, she calls the shots, and she walks when she wants to (which is frequently). A Manslinger doesn't cling. She leaves the boys breathless and hanging, and it never takes long....her motto is "When you gotta go, you gotta go," and makes no apologies.
You see Thomas over there? Yeah, the one who sits across from Manfred. He is such a Maislinger!
by NewWordTings November 30, 2018
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Mancliner

A particular type of worker who spends the majority of his time at work reclined in a chair.
Hence he is half man and half recliner.
Where's the Mancliner?

Probably in the TV room watching the Mandolorian
by The Sporacle February 21, 2023
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malinger

v.

to feign injury or illness in order to avoid one's occupational work
Henry: Where is Joe today? I can't believe I'm stuck covering one of his classes.

Eric: He's probably malingering...
by King of Inland October 17, 2008
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