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manserpent

The coolest, most holy, most amazing creature. Is one third man, one third serpent, one third man. Manserpents are only male, and have a mating call sounding like "Murrrrrr". The Manserpent dance includes shifting of the shoulders and arms in a rythmatic pattern. Manserpents travel mainly by flopping, through some can fly especially those of the "king man serpent" variety.
Manserpent: murrrrrrr
Other Manserpent: yes.
by Shantiago February 25, 2008
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manservant

1)A sports fan who blindly idolizes a particular athlete in spite of this athlete's obvious failure/figurative or literal homosexuality.

2)Back in the day, a butler or male house slave.

3)A submissive homosexual male (or, more unusually, a mentally disabled heterosexual man) who is kept as a sex slave, usually in a tiny box or cage by a dominant homosexual male. This particular type of manservant is usually forced to wear a leather S&M suit/hood, and usually has a very bushy Village People mustache. Also see The Gimp.
1)Jesus, dude! Joey Bluekies was 5 for 22 for 47 yards for the whole game, yet you're still just his little manservant, aren't you?

2)Tell my manservant that I'll be taking coffee an hour earlier than usual this morning.

3)Bob passed out drunk the other night and Jane and I were like, "let's snoop around his house." So we find this wooden box in his basement with a sliding lock on the OUTSIDE! We were like, "what the hell?" We open it and there's this guy inside wearing a dog collar and leather hood with a zipper over the mouth! We were freaking out! Jane unzipped the dude's mouth and he goes, "Me bad?" We both screamed and got the hell out of there fast. Can you believe that Bob has a manservant in his basement!?
by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004
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manservation

The uncanny ability of some men to not notice, quickly forget or fail to react/respond to what is going on around them.
The child fell down the stairs and the house was in an uproar under the manservation of my husband. Meaning, my husbands brilliant response to the situation was to stay where he was, observe the resulting chaos and do nothing and inform no one. (p.s. The child is fine and lots of hugs and kiss were provided by the quick responding mother)
by Namaste_lfk September 20, 2017
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Mantervention

Mantervention -- when a man takes it upon himself -- without request by a woman -- to take over control of a process that she was otherwise handling just fine. Similar in concept to mansplaining
David’s mantervention pissed Elizabeth off. She had the negotiation with the auto mechanic well in hand, when David butted in.
by Namaste9 September 27, 2022
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Mantervention

Mantervention -- when a man takes it upon himself -- without request by a woman -- to take over control of a process that she was otherwise handling just fine. Similar in concept to mansplaining
David’s mantervention pissed Elizabeth off. She had the negotiation with the auto mechanic well in hand, when David butted in.
by Namaste9 September 27, 2022
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