Frank was found guilty for commiting double homocide of the first degree. The judge decided to give him a Bernie Madoff.
by Angry Rhino July 6, 2009
Get the Bernie Madoff mug.A sweet deal on a house or apartment, presumably in the general area of NYC or Palm Beach, which is a direct result of its owner having sustained a significant loss in the Bernie Madoff fraud.
Julianna: We just bought Julia's Palm Beach home last week for a fraction of what it's really worth, what a Bernie Madoff Bargain.
The poor woman was fleeced by Bernie and she needed to raise cash fast.
The poor woman was fleeced by Bernie and she needed to raise cash fast.
by WeirdBlitzBoy April 15, 2009
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A wake-up call to learn how to invest your own money instead of relying on others to do a worse job than you could have done guessing.
by UltimateFakePunk December 26, 2008
Get the Bernie Madoff mug.The term used by Philadelphians for anyone in a position of power, authority or prominence. Usually said as a phrase, "big mahoff."
by Happy Day January 22, 2009
Get the Mahoff mug.noun, verb, Madoffed, Madoffing.
–verb
1. To scam and completely screw over someone financially, especially in cases where a Ponzi scheme is involved.
-noun
2. A person who scams and screws over other people financially often with the use of a Ponzi scheme.
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1. To scam and completely screw over someone financially, especially in cases where a Ponzi scheme is involved.
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2. A person who scams and screws over other people financially often with the use of a Ponzi scheme.
Example 1 (verb):
Guy 1: "He told me it was a good investment so I put all my money into it. It turns out the guy was a crook running a Ponzi scheme. My whole life savings is gone."
Guy 2: "Man! He Madoffed you good!"
Example 2 (noun):
Guy 1: "A couple months ago I gave him a thousand bucks."
Guy 2: "Why? Are you retarded?"
Guy 1: "He said his grandma was in the hospital and he really needed the money. Plus he said he'd pay me back in a week. It's been three months now and he still hasn't paid me back."
Guy 2: "You should have known he was a Madoff. You know he spent all that money on crack the same day you gave it to him."
Guy 1: "He told me it was a good investment so I put all my money into it. It turns out the guy was a crook running a Ponzi scheme. My whole life savings is gone."
Guy 2: "Man! He Madoffed you good!"
Example 2 (noun):
Guy 1: "A couple months ago I gave him a thousand bucks."
Guy 2: "Why? Are you retarded?"
Guy 1: "He said his grandma was in the hospital and he really needed the money. Plus he said he'd pay me back in a week. It's been three months now and he still hasn't paid me back."
Guy 2: "You should have known he was a Madoff. You know he spent all that money on crack the same day you gave it to him."
by Beavis Comeavis January 9, 2009
Get the Madoff mug.A contest of virility between two men, as demonstrated in Cyborg (1989), in which both men tear off their shirts and exchange screams of rage until one can no longer handle the other’s machismo.
by sdn December 28, 2007
Get the man-off mug.To screww thousands of people out of their hard earned money. To think that you are above the law by pocketing billions of dollars and not thinking you did anything wrong. To try and have your witch of a wife help you hide millions of dollars in jewelry.
Bernie Madoff took my money, promised me 15 percent in return but I got jack.
Yo I gave John a ten to get me coffee but I got nothing in return. I think he's got Madoffitis.
Yo I gave John a ten to get me coffee but I got nothing in return. I think he's got Madoffitis.
by Kevin Egan February 11, 2009
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