Oval Manoeuvre

A kino escalation technique, sliding a hand inside a girl's pants to feel her arse. Traditionally this must be done early in the encounter, well before such an action would normally be considered acceptable. Therefore, it is a high risk strategy to be used with care.
"Have you seen Ron's black eye? He tried the Oval Manoeuvre on a bird at the bar last night and she nearly knocked him out!"

"Did you hear about Dave's new bird? He walked up to this total hardbody at the bar and pulled the Oval Manoeuvre. She loved it and couldn't get him home fast enough!"
by Frandroid April 13, 2009
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jenson Manoeuvre

This is an act, to perform it; is to have a reeffer/ joint. i.e the jenson manoeuvre!
When someone who has a joint is asked what they are doing, they reply "the jenson jenson Manoeuvre !" In a funny tone, enversise the word jenson Manoeuvre , it is all in presonal preference to make it your very own jenson Manoeuvre !
by Rafe & Beano November 8, 2003
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The CB Manoeuvre

To look at someone's genitalia when in mid conversation or walking by.
"Did you see that? We Just got the CB manoeuvre" or 'CB'ed' for short.
by King k December 1, 2013
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staple manoeuvre

A form of relationship in which the female is being penetrated by two men who are also friends.
The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.
Guy 1: hey i heard she was into you

Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken

Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?

Guy 2: Great Idea!

*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*
by Bobby Uttsex June 8, 2014
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Mortshade Manoeuvre

When someone gives a blumpkin to a person who has died in the last ten minutes due to 'Keeganing'. Then someone sneaks up behind the person giving the blumpkin and punches them in the back of the neck. Causing them to bite down the the dead persons genitals.

- A form of Necrophilia.
Is his name Bradlee? He's probably done the Mortshade Manoeuvre.
by Rachey101 November 3, 2012
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vice manoeuvre

1: A military manoeuvre intended to put stress on an enemy's defences.

2: A military manoeuvre intended to surprise an enemy
1: The general decided to do a traditional vice manoeuvre, quickly splitting his troops up in two equal sizes and ordering them to attack from two polar flanks.

2: It was night and the general decided to take the enemy base by surprise. He split up his troops in one smaller and one bigger size and ordered the smaller part to attack from the left flank while the bigger part prepared to take over the battlements from the right flank.
by Lazareth Link February 12, 2005
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Kirk manoeuvre

When a female is to insert ones finger into a vagina in the presence of a male to confirm or deny the probability of her finding him sexually arousing.
Did you see his face dude?’

‘Yeah she just did the Kirk manoeuvre right under his nose’
by Ambo queen June 4, 2019
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