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Manningism

The irrational worship of an NFL player named Manning. Where if Manning did not exist there would be zero allegiance to anything football. If one names their child Peyton after this undeserving object of praise it should be followed by immediate therapy and, if proven ineffective, incarceration.
John: The Indiana Colts are going to beat the hell out of the Jets.

Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.

John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.

Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.
by Jimmy D'A January 9, 2011
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Maningitis

Not to be confused with meningitis, maningitis is a serious illness caused by inhaling excessive smoke and pollen.

Symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.
Whoa, Grace, it sounds like you have Maningitis!
by DaKaken June 24, 2011
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Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).
Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."
by nuguns June 8, 2007
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Manly Mannington

A true man; body hair, muscles on their muscles. They’re just so tough that they smell of manliness. They own 10-in-one, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, deodorant, hair gel, cologne, toothpaste, mouthwash, laundry detergent, axe body spray, gorilla snot products…now that’s Manly Mannington.
Guy: “I’m plenty manly”
Girl: “Well no offense, but it’s just that…you’re not exactly…💪Manly Mannington💪”
by ButtOfaChickenDoodle October 14, 2021
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manningish

adj.- the quality or state of being like a nearly blind math teacher that everyone is afraid of
He assigns impossible homework every night... he's so manningish.
by MicronesianWizard March 9, 2004
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Maningitis

When a usually effeminate person (i.e. female or homosexual) goes through a period of extreme manliness (i.e. ass kickin, beer chuggin, Chuck Norris)
Sally has a bout of MANINGITIS. She's been cutting down trees, mowing the lawn, going hunting, lifting weights, and punching things.
by crazysanity123 October 1, 2010
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Manningize

To place ones tesicles on the head or face of an unsuspecting person otherwise engaged and distracted by performing an unrelated, typically non-sexual activity, e.g., checking the Manninger'a foot for a stress fracture.
The surveillance footage indicated the customer had Manningized the unwitting shoe shine man polishing his shoes.
by Solar Afterbirth September 13, 2016
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