Wankatronic

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

by Jack De April 24, 2008

MSU Mankato

A cesspool of jocks, douchebags, alcoholics and pretentious whores generally from the Twin Cities/Twin Cities area suburbs. Anyone can generally get in, as it has one of the lowest average ACT admission scores in the country. Mankato, while having little to offer as a city, also has one of the highest STD rates in the country. Aforementioned jocks, douchebags, alcoholics and whores generally accomplish nothing in their four years except minors, DUIs, and sub-2.0 GPAs.

"Hey brah, let's spend all of our money on shitty domestic beer to get shitfaced on a Tuesday night!" - Typical MSU Mankato student

"I REALLY want to date a guy who respects me and is ambitious." - Shallow MSU Mankato whore who sleeps around with alcoholics and convicts, yet pretends to want a "genuine" guy to save face.

by Sheep Counter September 16, 2009

Mankato Shot

While this originated in Mankato, MN this can be used worldwide. The midwest is known for having heavy set women, ones that can take a punch. So after a good 'hefty' plowing session, you'll ejaculate on the poor girl's chin, and then punch her in her face. This shows you the toughness of the midwest.

I was banging this bitch, gave her a Mankato shot, she got right back up and asked for more.

by mankatodriver July 9, 2009

Mongatron

Mongatron the ultimate stage of being a Mong.
Being so dumb and or retarded (either sober or intoxicated) that you lack all common sense to fully function as a human being.

Jesus fucking Christ, Alex is such a fucking Mongatron when hes drunk.

by Faller__ July 7, 2020

Mankato

City in Blue Earth County in the U.S. state of Minnesota. Original name was actually "Mahkato," until some white dweeb misread it. Home of Minnesota Vikings summer training camp, the last remaining 40-foot Happy Chef statue, and the largest mass execution in U.S. history (December 26, 1862, 38 Dakota Native Americans hanged). Motto: "A Little Twin Cities, A Lot Minnesota." Named the 14th "most livable micropolitan in America."

I used to think Mankato was a big city.

Let's go to the Barmuda Triangle in Mankato!

by Kiki Faye January 21, 2009

mancation

When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.

Jack and I hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the Sierras. With many beers and stories, it made for the perfect Mancation.

by Jack7559 April 28, 2006

wankatron

person who wanks a lot

that guy tommy is a real wankatron

by tobeus August 29, 2003