manglance

when you look at a man in a nonhomosexual way and think he is fly.

I gave him an manglance and wanted his hair.

by twinkle douche July 15, 2010

mangradulate

The act of a man condescendingly complimenting or congratulating a woman on accomplishing a task normally associated with men.

Well, little lady, permit me to mangradulate you on changing the oil on your car all by yourself.

Well, little lady, permit me to mangradulate you on your keen understanding of the intraciacies of the Rule 5 draft of Major League Baseball.

by DennisInAtor October 23, 2018

Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Mangladesh

In a severe state of inebriation brought on by alcohol or drugs

You were pretty drunk last night.

- Are you kidding? I was fuckin' mangladesh

drunk wasted fucked up hammered shitfaced intoxicated crunk destroyed demolished annihilated ruined stupid stoopid fucked sloshed stoned high pissed mangled twatted off your nuts

by Toomuchflystyles February 25, 2011

Mangledesh

A fictitious location you are attempting to travel to when embarking on a drunken bender.

"You have your boarding pass?"

"Check, one way ticket to Mangledesh! Here I come"

by chet_woolery January 29, 2010

Mangla

Beautiful girl or a girl who is very attractive could be your girlfriend

This my mangla

by DfrmdaO October 19, 2020

mangled

To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.

'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair.

by The Manglator September 21, 2004