No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”

Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”

by oglilmexico January 22, 2020

Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

manchat

a meaningful and deep conversation between two blokes(usually late at night when they're both pissed as farts)

manchat-hey man you're my best friend ever, i love you man....

by lfcwhitman October 12, 2007

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

Mancellation

When a man has set plans with his girlfriend, and cancels last minute to go out with the boys.

Jane was made at Mark because of his last-minute mancellation to go out to the bars with his friends, instead of going through with their plans of seeing a movie.

by Connor Mantis October 30, 2010

MANCE

1. (noun): Meg's Adorable Nose Crinckle Expression: based off of former UK prime minister Margaret aka: Meg Thatcher's facial expressions. These were particularly obvious during parliamentary debates and were the result of awkward silences amongst ministers.

2. (verb): To MANCE: to commit an adorable nose crinckle expression

Meg MANCEd as she tried to ignore the giggling of the opposion whip speaker.

by Save<3Meggie December 21, 2009

Joe Manchin

A guy who is somehow able to singlehandedly sabotage the entire Democratic agenda. That's right. Even when there's no Mitch McConnell, there's a Mitch McConnell. Definitely don't look into who funds him.

Joe Manchin is ruining everything.

by Troi_Baker October 7, 2021