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Manweave

a sexual act involving at least three men. Similar to an orgy where many, many, many, many gay men pile on top of each other during sexual penetration for euphoric orgiastic pleasure. Known as a manweave because of the weaving action of the anal penetration (like weaving a wicker basket) between the several male partners involved. Lesbians with strap-ons have also been known to perform this act.
Me and my friends did a 5,000 man manweave that started in Detroit and ended in Baltimore. Man we sure weaved up those dudes.
by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007
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malbeaverous

describing an unpleasant act or situation involving a beaver
"she was totally malbeaverous in her haste to push my head from her lower region."
by T Bedegi December 27, 2007
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manweave

When a number of gay men gather as a group and penetrate each other. There cannot be a manweave unless 50 or so participate. Usually involves a conductor and creeper
Mark the Tark penetrated 73 men during his manweave.
by tallyberg June 21, 2007
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Manbear

Manbear: (N)

A hairy, overweight male who tends to stay up late then hibernate throughout the course of the day, waking up no earlier than dusk on an average weekday.

After awaking, a manbear's tendency's are to walk around in inappropriate boxers while his company (whether stuck from riding with "him" the night before, and or an invitee from the guest inside the den) while "he" continues to sleep.

Invitations are commonly issued in the manbear's residence while anticipating the awakening, as their sleeping cycle can vary dramatically from 10 to even over 24 hours in one instance.
Joe: Man i was fucking stuck at the manbear's place all damn day today waiting on him to come out of his den.

Bob: Damn that sucks for you i had a fat blunt of some purp, and some drank i was sippin on, i called your phone but it seemed like it was dead.

Joe: I knew this shit would happen, and when he finally came out of his cave around 8pm he was barely dressed with his hairy flab exposed and his turtle head poking out his boxers!
by Brando239 January 4, 2008
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ManBearPimp

One is not simply ManBearPimp. A person must reach a certain state of mind before mental transformation and final formation. Established as an experience of modern meditation.
It can be explained as equivalent to reaching ultimate swag, peaking bossness, or simply being a based god.

The practice is embodied through the existence of the mythical creature, ManBearPimp. Legend says that this beastly spirit was fact half man, half bear, and half pimp.
Not to be confused with his evil brother, ManBearPig, made popular by South Park and Al Gore.
ManBearPimp is also the stage name young trap & electronic music DJ/producer from Miami, Florida.

Term was made popular in the southern Miami community.
Ex 1:
Yung Homie - I'm so based it hurts mayne
OG - reaching over 9000 swag ain't easy yung hoppah
Yung Homie - dammit, I just wanna be ManBearPimp already!

Ex 2:
DAMN son, you a straight up ManBearPimp! You got Becky fantasizing and shit
by trillswag9000 January 18, 2015
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Manbearnig

The mutant offspring of "Manbearpig", Manbearnig is half man, half bear, half nigger. Manbearnig is allegedly notorious for knocking up naive underage women and refusing to pay child support.
Al Gore was so preoccupied with stopping Manbearpig, he totally forgot about his bastard child, Manbearnig...
by Tom Mauer December 9, 2008
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ManBearPig Hunter

A certain someone that excels in ManBearPigging. They go out specifically to grenade and get some just so it will make there friends happy. They do break the man code because they are getting with the ugly chick when its not necessary...but its all good...Some famous Hunters are the ones from ManBearPigHUNTER.com, (Nard, Drew, Nes, Dev, and of course THE MIZ)

They also must enjoy dominating these wild beasts
1. Look at that guy talking to the fat ugly manbear for no reason...he must be a manbearpig hunter
2. Trenkar is a new up and coming ManBearPig Hunter
3. God damn im in a slump cant get any hot girls looks like im just gonna have to get hammered and be the token manbearpig hunter for the night
by King of the manbearpigs April 20, 2009
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