Manalapan is a semi wealthy town in central jersey where seniors in high school drive beamers, benz, or mustangs. You have girls that wear too tight of clothing, and too much bronzer on their face. You have guys who try to be cool and talk back to teachers and get themselves suspended. Everyone goes to a party at least 2 times a week and it always winds up getting caught by the cops/ and or posted on facebook. If you don't drink your not cool. If you don't smoke weed, your bascially not having fun that weekend. Going to clubs in 8th grade on teen night has become a popular thing to do. Nobody is guido anymore, just likes to dress nice and show off their cars that their parents LEASED for them. There is one girl who claims she the queen, and all the underclassmen actually bow down to her. Shes nothing special. It's also a town were "Legit" and "True" are just sentence endings or answers. If you don't have a blackberry, your not cool. The mall is for 6th graders and their group of friends that smoke outside the food court cause they think their cool like that. It takes about 15 mintues to out of the parking lot at school because their is only one entrance and exit to the school. Seaside and Wildwood are the destinations for after prom, if your not there, then your missing everything. Basically its a town full of spoiled brats, some wealthy, some not. everyone just tries to fit in with the "norm" of manalapan people.
"Yeah basically everyone from Manalapan will be a Pure tongiht"
Answer: "Oh True"
"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking
Answer: "Oh True"
"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking
by Ignore Us February 23, 2011
Get the Manalapan mug.a town where guidos fight the poser ghetto kids and skaters. also the jewish kids who think there italian go around and mess with the "hood" kids who live in mansions. In this town adults dont feel like doing any thing themselves so they hire a mexican to do it.
poser guido jewish kid: yo dont i look like a cool guido right off the streets of brooklyn. im the coolest kid in manalapan.
Normanl kid: no u dont u look like u walked out of temple and the rabbi gave u a hair cut.
rich wife: honey the light bulb is out again
rich husband: ok i will get juan to fix it
Normanl kid: no u dont u look like u walked out of temple and the rabbi gave u a hair cut.
rich wife: honey the light bulb is out again
rich husband: ok i will get juan to fix it
by i am better than u!!! January 8, 2008
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A Laguna girl wears Uggs, North Faces, Abercrombie, Coach bags, and Juicy. Manalapan Girl wears Uggs, North Faces, Abercrombie, Coach Bags, and Juicy. The show, Laguna Beach, is fake, Manalapan drama is fake. Laguna girl grows up to live in The Hills....hmmm I wonder where the Manalapan girl will end up.
by gottalovelivinghere May 6, 2010
Get the Manalapan mug.A town in which the majority of girls are sluts and dress from clothes that are from the Children's Place (seriously, wear clothes that actually fit you and that aren't 20 sizes too small?) and where guys are players and wear their pants down to their ankles. Oh, and if you don't smoke weed, go to parties and get wasted, or go to hookah bars, you aren't cool. "Legit" is in EVERY girl's vocabulary, and "i'm peeing" equals "that's so funny!" Little middle school girls go to Pure because they're trying to cool. Oh, and most Manalapan people tyPppE liiIkkEee thhHiSs.
by someonewhospeaksthetruth March 14, 2011
Get the Manalapan mug.1. a town where people are just as stuck up as you are but can still be down to earth with their daddy's money in their pockets.
2. the place where all the white rich "gansta" and emo kids gather to do pot and get drunk out of their mind at parties
2. the place where all the white rich "gansta" and emo kids gather to do pot and get drunk out of their mind at parties
You are such a bitch, but i still love you! Here let me buy you this platinum bracelet. ----Manalapan JAP
by M-panGal December 9, 2008
Get the Manalapan mug.I'm from Manalapan and see all of your definitions and there completely wrong? Were not all rich and not every kid thinks there ghetto or live in a mansion. Were like every other town around us, just with better parties then you. if you wrote those about how everyones emo and stuff what are you talking aboutttt? stop dissing manalapan you live here get used to it. And i can guarentee you not all girls are obsessed with their daddys money so shut up you don't live here you wouldn't know were just like the next wealthier town sooooooo as manalapan kids say.. RIPPED
and no one chills at the mall anymore? unless your in 7th grade and/or a fag.
and no one chills at the mall anymore? unless your in 7th grade and/or a fag.
by Lisa Kenya March 9, 2009
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