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A town in which the majority of girls are sluts and dress from clothes that are from the Children's Place (seriously, wear clothes that actually fit you and that aren't 20 sizes too small?) and where guys are players and wear their pants down to their ankles. Oh, and if you don't smoke weed, go to parties and get wasted, or go to hookah bars, you aren't cool. "Legit" is in EVERY girl's vocabulary, and "i'm peeing" equals "that's so funny!" Little middle school girls go to Pure because they're trying to cool. Oh, and most Manalapan people tyPppE liiIkkEee thhHiSs.
Typical Manalapan Girl: OMG. I can't! I'm peeing!
by someonewhospeaksthetruth February 28, 2011
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