Man Bag

a large pink or purple coach bag carried by a man or woman

my man bag is better than yours!

by karen lov ya January 7, 2009

man bag

A term used on a New Zealand childrens show.
You decide what they're talking about.

Actual quote;"...everyone needs a man bag!"

by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005

Man bag

Carried by hardnuts and chavs who think they own the world, man bags are items that are often seen outside mc Donald’s, the kid carrying them is probably riding a Carrera Vengeance with his Chav buddies in a ride out session.

Oh look it’s a man bag boy

by Criticalxp September 6, 2019

man bag tragedy

a man bag tragedy occurs when
A, you find yourself purchasing one.
B, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
C, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
D, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
E, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity

'oh that man bag looks so cool'
'dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag'
steve 'hey that man bag is so much better than mine' James 'yes it really brings out the colour in my puff'
'hey look theres an undercover homo with a man bag tragedy'

by leroymarshall May 19, 2013

european man bag

European Man Bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of A5 scrapbook. Typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. The bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark bumbag/fanny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious sexual proclivity.

George Michael "Do you think the one with the European Man Bag will meet me in the bathroom?"

by roflcopter14 January 1, 2014

Fruity Man Bag

1. Of or pertaining to a homo-sexual's scrotum; a satchel carrying a homo's goods;
2. As they do not eat meat,the desired fullfillment to a gay vegitarian's appetite.

Elton John's 'fruity man bag' is ripe with gay goo.

by Chester Cheatwood September 12, 2006

big man bag purse

For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014