We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.
When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
by MAlexB January 9, 2009
Get the Man Tearmug. (Swansea accent) Christ i bunted that midget last week and been crying man tears ever since. I better get down the docs for some antibiotics before the wizard's wand falls off
by sicknote August 23, 2007
Get the man tearsmug. (noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."
male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"
by Paris Kiivett August 23, 2011
Get the Man Tearsmug. The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.
by i<3europeans September 24, 2021
Get the White Man Tearsmug. by SamWinchestersGirl January 8, 2018
Get the single man tearmug. Man 1: Bro, did you hear they've canceled the Superbowl this year?
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.
by Sports Machine Phil August 21, 2011
Get the bitter man tearsmug. by My name is ???? December 11, 2022
Get the White man tearsmug.