Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold
Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.
by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007
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Back Door Man

One who perfers to insert their penis into an anus
Look at Johnny checking him out. Johnny's a "Back Door Man"
by Fabian September 27, 2003
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Back Door Man

A song written by Willie Dixon.
Covered by "The Doors"
It is about anal sex.
Hey,have you heard that song Back Door man?
Yes,it's awesome
by Heyadoinandy January 10, 2008
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back door man

Often times referred to as anal sex, "back door man" also means to enter the vagina from the back side so you can pleasure her breasts and clitoris more freely with your hands.
by back door man September 3, 2013
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Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018
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Back Door Man

"The entrance to my home from my backyard was boring until I hired a back door man."
by modsquare July 29, 2023
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Back door man

A back door man is a man who likes to bang a woman in the ass. He’s the “get bent” type of guy.

“Back door man” expression was used in the 1930s and the 1960s psychedelic rock band The Doors adopted it where Jim Morrison uses the song’s title and context to define a man who has anal sex with his woman.
Btws…Timmothy is a back door man. So, prepare to get bent.
by lilacgirl97 January 31, 2024
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