a dick-man is a person who is very full of themselves, a person who has a very sarcastic tone who also makes smerky comments when he feels that the situation does not suit him in favor. This person feels that he is smart and thinks that he is too busy to hang out or pick up his phone. A Dick-man tends to never pick up when you call him nor does he attempt to look at his phone when he knows it is ringing. In addition a dick-man will never call you back because he is either playing golf, watching the golf channel or sports center. A dick-man tends to be very boring with an old man personality. When a dick-man is watching TV he also tends to slouch on the couch and has a scary look on his face. There is also a saying about a dick-man: when a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be, a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be. In other words a dick-man cannot accept what he cannot be. SO as a result he reverts to asshole actions like pretending he is tired, or has to get up early, making smerky comments, never picking up, saying he is busy and of course playing golf. A DICK-MAN's full potential comes out when he is drunk, when this happens he goes to the extreme and acts like such an asshole but doesn't realize it. When in a group situation and when a dick-man says a dick-man comment people should yell DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN and point directly to his ear, until he knows that his action was not right. A Dick-man is usually really insecure.
Ashtin: Hey man do you know why carson isn't picking up his phone?
Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while
Ashtin: Why does he do this?
Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again
Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa
Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!
Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man
Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while
Ashtin: Why does he do this?
Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again
Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa
Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!
Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man
by CARsinnnnnnnnn June 20, 2012
For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).
That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.
by tonebone69 August 15, 2011
Wen you cut your gfls vagina hair while laying upside down and put glue on your penis. Making your penis a man bear dick.
by zak dude June 11, 2007
A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.
My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking
by boderickp February 05, 2007
The theory in which all toxic men have tiny dicks based upon all the pictures I have gotten from toxic men have been tiny.
Person 1: "Go die"
Me: "gotta be that toxic to make up for that small of a dick, damn"
Person 1: *disconnects from game*
Toxic man tiny dick.
Me: "gotta be that toxic to make up for that small of a dick, damn"
Person 1: *disconnects from game*
Toxic man tiny dick.
by xxxyehhehe June 14, 2021
by kenny webster December 06, 2008
A short dick man is an entitled dude that cannot bare to let his toxic masculinity get brutally and utterly butt-fucked by principals of femininity and aspects of love. He comes off as a real douche and will do anything to ensure his friends know that he is not about that soft life. He often radiates fuckboy vibes which is what you would expect, hence his lack of personality corresponds to the lack of dick that he has.
Samantha: Why can't we cuddle Mitch?
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!
by CylinderB00bs October 11, 2020