Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

by kuudez April 22, 2011

Laura Marling

A beautiful, delicate, English flower. Often found singing haunting melodies that tear your heart out and ignite your soul.

Have you listen to Laura Marling before? Her music completely tore my heart out, then put it back together, and set my soul on fire. I will never be the same!

by ladymumford October 24, 2014

MAMPING

man camping.a camping trip with men only, no women. the opposite of mamping is wamping, camping with women. common mamping activities include drinking, shooting and talking shit.

" can I bring my girlfriend with us this weekend?"

"fuck no bro, this is a mamping trip, not a wamping trip. and don't bring any of you faggot ass emo friends!"

by pistola April 9, 2008

mayling

Maylings are a fantastic friends who are considerate and take care of others, especially younger sisters. They are very intelligent, although they like to eat food.

Me: Alex and James are good friends!
Friend: Mayling is a great friend too!

by Edamamebean June 11, 2018

Ball Mauling

Freeloading

Dennis is such a ball mauler, he never has any money, but always wants to drink and smoke with us. For the last time, no BALL MAULING!

by Uncle phizzle November 13, 2011

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008