Mosasaurus

The best prehistoric animal ever. Another nickname is “mosasharkus”

Person one: “I wish the mosasaurus was still alive”
Person 2: “We’d all be dead”

by mosasharkus April 11, 2021

momasaurus rex

control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.

My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.

by oober goober June 18, 2012

manosaurus

A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.

Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?

by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008

Meatasaurus

The Way People Call A Carnivore If Unknowing to the Scientific Phrase

Is It a Meatasaurus?

by NerdyNugget October 13, 2020

mermasaurus rex

A mermasaurus rex is a mythical creature designed by 2 of the earth's most intelligent minds, Blake and Angela. It is half mermaid and half t-rex. the upper half is that of a beastly tyranosaurus rex and the lower half is a mermaid tail. The mermasaurus lives alone on remote islands around the world usually laying out in the sun, listening to boy George, doing the crossword puzzles in the New York times, chain smoking and swearing like a sailor. They can only be seen by those with an open mind or children. If you happen to be one of the lucky few who get to meet one you will likely receive a golden coin with an image of boy George on it from them. Be polite and don't act afraid or they will eat you in one bite.

The mermasaurus rex loves to sunbathe on the island.

by angeladustine77 August 22, 2019

meatasaurus

The lady that is all about the meat. My friend took home a meatasaurus and she woke up wanting that meat again for breakfast. This type of lady never turns down any type of meat, but prefers it extra meaty.

That chick looks like a serious meatasaurus, you should take her home.

by Chomonhertits March 2, 2014

Memosaurus

A meomosaurus is either an in your face freaking crazy person who is obsessed with memes ad nauseum. Or a more friendlier description involves a quirky meme obsessed person who you can forgive for been obnoxiousnessly meme obsessed because theyre really hot and of the preferred sex.

Dam that lady sure is cute, shame shes such a creampuffin memosaurus!

by awakekiwi June 28, 2016