malteser

Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,

in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.

Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname
'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'
by Holly August 16, 2004
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maltese

a person from the rock nation / island of malta
coldplay are real maltese
by josh1287 January 24, 2011
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malteser

A black/indian person who acts like they're white.
'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.
by BabyDizz April 30, 2005
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maltese

A Tauren Shaman on the Magtheridon server of World of Warcraft. He was the first shaman on Magtheridon to recieve the Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros. His highest PVP rank is Warlord and in currently an officer of Vexation.
I just got killed by the shaman, his name was maltese.
by onebadpally July 05, 2006
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maltese

Eeyore Puppybutt Esq. is a Maltese. He is a friendly little dog who weighs about 5 lbs and lives in Tampa, FL with his human parents. Eeyore Puppybutt got his law degree within his first year of life, making him quite a unique specimen of the Maltese breed. He loves to give kisses and of course, litigation advice.
"Eeyore Puppbutt Esq. you are mommies little baby Maltese, yes you are, Mommy loves you very much"

Eeyore, since mommy got arrested at the PETA rally she is going to need your legal help, now be a good Maltese and come and bail mommy out of jail.
by Eeyores Mom April 24, 2006
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Maltese

I little white dog that may sometimes be cute.. but are most of the time hideously ugly, with matted fur and gunky brown crap around it's eyes.... mostly on the behalf of neglect on its owners part. These dogs will shit and piss your house up no matter what kind of training you subject them to. They bark without a moment of pausing, and practically jump on your plate when you are trying to eat dinner.
These dogs are about as useless as they come.. the only thing that they are good for is snake food.
Omg.. did you see that stupid maltese, it was so ugly I wanted to scratch my own eyes out!
by fritoburrito July 16, 2010
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maltesers

Inserting the penis far enough into the anus so that the testicles push up against the outside of the sphincter and are coated with brown feces.
That dumb slut had a taste of my maltesers after anal last night!
by Wikc June 16, 2011
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