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Slang word for cannabis/marijuana commonly used in the counties of Hampshire and Surrey.

Commonly used by students or former students of private schools

The word mallard is derived from the distinctive "green" of the male mallard duck's head

The word mallard can be combined with a number of words used for groups on animals in order to denote weight.

These are:

Flock(8thoz) School (1/4oz) Pack (1/2oz) Litter(1oz)

This sytem of weights is easily remembered by the phrase fucking stupid pikey loser.
"hey mate, have you got any mallards for this weekend?"
"not sure how many do you need?"
"If you could get us out a School would be much appreciated"
"Should do that will be about 40 spond ok?"
"Nice one"

example 2
"you been duck hunting?"
"yeah mate, got a brace of the buggers"
"have you seen a flock of them?"
"Sure thing, give us a ring later"
mallard by ?fruit February 13, 2013
The act of farting in another person (male or female) mouth, so that the resultant sound is very similar to a duck call. The secondary result is the unsavory taste left behind when one wakes from sleep after receiving a mallard.
When my girl was sleeping, I squatted over her head and fired off a mallard in her mouth.
Mallard by GP5K February 23, 2011
A term used to describe a high desirability of a situation/person. Two notches below 'Bad ass'. Also used to mean Cool and chill -- 2nd definition.
Yea, that game last night... It was Mallard.
That guy sittin' there, he's so mallard
Mallard by Beni-G May 10, 2009
(n): a term used by grengus to show love, hate, or anything towards someone, something, or nothing at all
1): yo, I'm gonna use my Gat to shot that mallard
Mallard by Orcofwar April 5, 2009
An individual who does something unfavorable to another, ie. an individual who would do something "mal" to another. (Of Latin decent.)
"You drank my last beer!? You're such a mallard."
Mallard by India Morgan May 23, 2008
A retarded person, or someone who is being a complete idiot.
Quit being a mallard!
mallard by Fishbone2k2 October 21, 2006
1. a duck

2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.
1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."

2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
mallard by anonnie mouse August 26, 2005