male tears

Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.

Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!

by MxR August 19, 2014

Male Tears

A man's sperm.

" Last night I spread my male tears all over Jennifer's face, after she gave me an around the world and head."

by Blight Hatred September 6, 2014

male tears

Euphemism for semen, come, jizz, ejaculate, etc.

When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.

by Webb Davis September 6, 2014

male tears

What self proclaimed "sluts" call semen.

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"

by Not Gus Fring September 21, 2014

Male Tears

1. Guys acting like they encounter sexism in an inherently patriarchal community.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.

Susan: I found an article stating that toxic masculinity is bad for the community.
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"

by frito1 January 17, 2019

male tears

A term used by feminists who wish to exhibit how un-bothered they are by the protests of men who feel threatened by feminism, or by her individual independence. Used to show how they do not care for the unasked for opinions of men.

I drink the tears of the men who do not approve of me.

Male tears only fuel my desire to continue what I am doing.

by Moon Wynx May 5, 2021

male tears

male tears is slang used to talk about sperm

dude did you see sarah with the male tears mug? does she not know what that means???

by john cohen_ December 9, 2021