malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

maldives

Islands south of India (I think) that are fucking BEAUTIFUL...

I had my honeymoon at the maldives.

by Advil April 9, 2004

maldini

The best defender in history. He played in the best team called Ac Milan all of his life and played the most minutes in the world cup. So much experience and is very smart. Won 4 champions leagues. The captain of milan right no. 39 years old. Gets injured a lot right now and gets tired from his age and does not play a lot from the injuries. LEGEND!!!

Maldini is Maldini a legend

by Amer Al-Daraghma March 5, 2007

Malding

When someone is so mad they start losing their hair, a contraction of mad and balding.

Did you see that stream last night? Chudlogic destroyed Lordofpatriarchy so hard he started literally malding. Lost his last 5 hairs.

by El Mao April 24, 2020

Malding

Getting so mad that you begin to bald which forms malding

bro just 1v4 clutched the other team must be malding

by Smiley'sBBC May 2, 2022

Malding Ginger

A ginger who is mad and balding and easily tilted and angry.

Bailey: "That Darcy kid is such a malding ginger"

by gregmanaru November 10, 2019

Malding

When someone is both mad and balding

Vinny Pistone was malding after the chang gang v the people court case

by FlamemanFTW October 22, 2019