by yourgodfatheranddad June 12, 2020
When someone gets so mad after losing a video game that they rage quit. They also happen to be balding.
by 420gang69 February 17, 2021
by Benny Big Beepis October 26, 2019
by Stuartlittle09 April 26, 2020
That person is Malding!
by TailwindEagle October 10, 2020
When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".
by DudeTheNinja March 04, 2021
Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.
It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.
It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.
by Sauha_ June 04, 2019