Malding

When someone is mad and literally crying

Lark- Shut up pussy boy, want to know my dick
p2w- You are malding.

by yourgodfatheranddad June 11, 2020

Malding

When someone gets so mad after losing a video game that they rage quit. They also happen to be balding.

Lawson is malding again!

by 420gang69 February 17, 2021

Malding

Someone who is balding and mad at the same time but also salty about being called malding.

Harrison is malding, he sucks at euphonium

by Benny Big Beepis October 26, 2019

Malding

To be so mad that you are balding, in laments terms mad/buthurt

Ben was malding when he kept on dieing in dark souls

by Stuartlittle09 April 25, 2020

Malding

When someone is literally being Royal/Dylan

That person is Malding!

by TailwindEagle October 10, 2020

malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

Mald

Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.

It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.

"so mald, so bald"

"Why doesnt he back off when i hit him twice? Fucking RNG man"

by Sauha_ June 4, 2019