Makeup Skype Sex 

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.

My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her

Makeup Skype Sex by thetwombler February 19, 2011

makeup sex 

What you call the story your friends tell when they want you to think they got laid.

He had makeup sex. He didn't get none, so he made it up!!

makeup sex by SWZ September 25, 2003

makeup sex 

The art of gratifying oneself with make up items.

Example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler

You get my drift..!

"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"

makeup sex by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Makeup Sex 

Pushing someone down on the bed, and doing their makeup lying on top of them. Used as foreplay, especially when you kiss their lips applying lipstick.

I got a new eyeshadow, can’t wait for some makeup sex when my gf visits tomorrow!

Makeup Sex by SaevonKyo October 9, 2021

makeup sex 

Makeup Sex - When, in Halo 2 or other first person shooters, you kill a member of the opposite team who just killed a member of your team. Yelled promptly after doing so into the mic to announce said act.

Player One: "I need some help here!"
Player Two: "MAKEUP SEX! I waxed his ass for ya!"

makeup sex by Failure Mouse April 14, 2006

makeup sesh 

when 2 stoners have a fight and they makeup by smoking a large quantity together.

Andrew: Im sorry about ditching you last night dude.
Shannon: It's allright man.
Andrew: Lets have makeup sesh. :D

makeup sesh by Dr. Whistler October 24, 2011

makeup sick 

When a person loves makeup more then anything else. When your heart skips a beat for makeup

“She said do you love me I told her only partly I only love my bed and my makeup I’m sorry”

“I feel like you don’t love me” “it’s not that I’m just makeup sick”

makeup sick by ILoveMakeUp12345 May 12, 2018