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Major Tom

It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.

Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.
by Doses of Happiness June 30, 2019
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c major lips

when one's lips look of josh dun's. To explain how ones lips are viewed. In account to the forest fic.
A boy with bright blue hair and mocha eyes (and C major lips and blue-sky hands and tiger-growl teeth) stands up.
by jishbuns January 23, 2017
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major depression

I would say probably the worst kind of depression out. Being lost, empty, weak, energy deprived ALL the time. Like your there. Just not totally there. Almost like your body is separate from your conscious, which is somewhere else, dark cold and alone. While your body is out in the moment of life trying to smile and not let people realize how lifeless you really are.
by mileslikesmemes January 6, 2018
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Major Theorem

The concept that the triangle is the most powerful element
John: Hey what did we do in math today?
Willie: We learned about the Major Theorem.
by cb8812 February 27, 2017
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we major

To make it. Be successful. To overcome a system that has tried to ensalve you to the ghetto and a life of poverty, crime, violence, and, disenfranchisement .
Me: so what's the word?
Friend: They like my mixtape. I got a deal!
Me: oh $hit man! We Major!
by AliasJ March 3, 2016
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major dude

A well-sorted, wise and helpful friend. Hip without being a hipster. An admired person.

This is exemplified in the Steely Dan song, "Any Major Dude Will Tell You"
You've got a problem? Any major dude will tell you how to deal...
by lubertdas June 16, 2020
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art history major

The most uselss major on earth, mostly taken by people who have no artistic ability but still want to be considered artist.
Art history major: ahh I love the arts but can't draw

Engineer major: you piece of shit

Art history major: you're so closed minded
by hillert October 20, 2013
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