malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008

Manslinger

A "Manslinger" is a woman who dates/sleeps with many men, she's in control, she calls the shots, and she walks when she wants to (which is frequently). A Manslinger doesn't cling. She leaves the boys breathless and hanging, and it never takes long....her motto is "When you gotta go, you gotta go," and makes no apologies.

"That Manslinger's got the attention span of a gnat when it comes to the dick in her life. Just when a guy starts to get comfortable ... BAM! They're gone!"

by Gatosgirl February 10, 2010

Malingering

To skulk with elevated malice (like the monster in “It Follows” or the principal of Aptos High)

Dr. Hanks-Sloan do be malingering in the parking lot today.

by Fluffy._.Eggshells August 25, 2022

California Mudslinger

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.

Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.

by bendovermeyers March 23, 2011

Texas Mudslinger

When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull your dick out and grab the shit off your dick. Then you tap her on the shoulder and when she turns around you sling the shit in her face.

Did you hear that Laine Texas Mudslingered his girl last night.

by hornyarmadillo March 17, 2011

malinger

A person who fakes an illness or injury to get out of work. Who is commonly know for screwing over his or her brothers so they have to work more overtime.

Member of the fire department who is malingering is also a load. I have to wax my car but to hell with riding a fire truck.

by Fire Dept Management July 19, 2007

Misfingering

Verb. This is the action of trying to finger a girl, but due to your severe intoxication you can't find the hole.

Guy 1: Dude I fingered this girl last night!
Guy 2: I heard it was quite the misfingering.....

by Chasaki November 17, 2013