Send the maid down for some mayonaise

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.

Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

sissy maid

A sissified boy or man willing to work as a kitchen maid, laundry mail, scullery maid, woman's maid or housemaid. Often submissive in nature, a sissy maid may easily be convinced to wear a dress or maid's uniform in which to perform "her" sissy duties.

When she discovered how subservient he was, she gave him a long list of daily, weekly and monthly chores to perform. He became her sissy maid, and she rewarded his slavish devotion. She allowed him to slowly earn a proper maid's outfit complete with frilly underthings and a pretty pinafore apron in which to experience the drudgery of never-ending housework.

by Garielle July 9, 2006

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davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

- a very short nickname to call your friend named james

wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday

by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020

speeder maid

Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment.

There's a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!

by CanukJim September 27, 2005

Sex maid Menu

A fetish as too where someone enjoys being or receiving a payed sexual service commonly done through a menu, the submissive who usually gives the menu will sometimes be dressed in maid uniform or other sexy/formal clothing. The submissive may also act in a manor as if providing a service, even if the persons involved are familiar with one another.

Damn I found this hot nerdy girl on tinder, gave me a Sex maid Menu. I had a main yesterday, and just going for a side soon.

by GirlyDickSucker42069 September 16, 2020

stable maid

When James is performing oral copulation on any farm animal that is in or contained by a stable.

You should get a job as a stable maid.

by My friends are assholes April 14, 2017

scullery maid

woman who licks and eats massive amounts of sperm

That bitch was one scullery maid

by Anonymous July 16, 2003