Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time

Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??

by I lik3 my name kidz March 28, 2019

That’s mahjong

When something occurs that is only worthy of an exclamation that is related to an eastern Chinese game involving tiles and symbols.

John: Yo, I just got married!
Jane: Now that’s mahjong!!

by Long Horse Short Walk October 5, 2021

two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color

Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.

by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020

marlon brando

Perhaps one of the greatest actors of the twentieth century...when he was at his best. This would have included his roles in "On the Waterfront," "A Streetcar Named Desire," "Apocolypse Now," and what most people know him from: "The Godfather." Unfortunetly he was reduced to little more than a charicature of himself, either wasting his talents or taking minute roles for huge amounts of money (Superman). Despite these choices he remains a master of his craft. His presence will be sorely missed.

Wow that guy's gonna be the next Marlon Brando (Impossible)

by KW January 12, 2005

Maalona

Maalona loves to help and stans/loves Pentagon. Maalona is super helpful and will do anything to video chat and I mean ANYTHING! He can be slow when understanding stuff but he is actually really funny. He makes fun of my laugh because I sound like a robot. He likes korean culture and is studying korean too.

If you’re not friends with a Maalona yet, you’re missing out!

Person 1: who dat kid saying annyeonghaseyo?

Person 2: idk, i think its just a Maalona

by Honeyflavorednut November 17, 2019

Ghost Malone

Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.

Derek: What happened to Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.

by droe1021 September 5, 2020

mahlo

an immigrant italian attempting to say hello in english pronouncedma-low

mahlo wears a u cousin vinny.

by LUIGINO February 8, 2008