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A tall lanky oke with no mates who has hit excessive deflation after vac (this may be due to his tendancy to take dangerous amounts of anabolic steriods).... When he is drunk he vividly talks about his small penis and how he loves boerie in his mouth...
Maguire: hey bro I'm drunk and my penis is small
Maguire: this would be the perfect time for a main boerie
maguire by #thug4life December 19, 2011
the last name of the King Chris Maguire, a footballer for Sunderland AFC.

he scores goals for fun and even bagged a hattrick in a 3-1 win at home against the mighty AFC Wimbledon
Chris Maguire is the king
Maguire by h moment September 5, 2019
The most expensive fridge in the world that can’t even chill anything.
I can’t believe you wasted that much money on Maguire
Maguire by Blackboykelly March 12, 2022
Failing due to believe in a false inspiration.
Aspire to inspire to Maguire.
Maguire by Yoorye May 7, 2022
he's a hottie :)
(it's a fact)
maguire's so hot, got me feeling some typa way ngl
Someone so shit at football that they score multiple own goals