Manners Maketh Man

The last words someone hears when they mess with a Kingsman. Usually right before a bar fight in London. Your lesson: You hear Manners Maketh Man, you duck and fucking run (Who am I kidding? Chances are, if your fighting a Kingsman, your fucking dead already).

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In related news the suspect said the last words he heard before he was knocked out were "Manners Maketh Man", then he said a well-tailored guy who said the phrase hit him with a beer flying beer cup.

by Agent Galahad March 2, 2020

Vikings with manners.

Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.

After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.

by Oloff the Safety Viking April 8, 2009

Magnesium Citrate

More like Magnesium Shitrate....

Tom took some magnesium citrate, making him immediately rush to the bathroom, causing him to shit his pants along the way

by Gaythor October 29, 2019

YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS

Jesse pinkman's reaction to seeing a uhaul truck used as a giant magnet using car batteries to destroy a laptop.

*uhaul truck magnet destroys and thors hammers that mf to it* Jesse pink man who had the idea: YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS

by Mr.Bruhaps August 11, 2022

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.

2.The thing that's above this definition.

3.Something that you wouldn't click on.

Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

by 1337MuffinMasta February 5, 2010

magersucht

Magersucht is a serious and sometimes deadly mental illness . It is most commonly found in young teenage girls to young women. They restrict their intake of food and over exercise with the thought that they are humongously fat in their head. They are often dangerly underweight.

I for example have magersucht, or anorexia. I once weighed 80lbs at 5´6ft. It was not pretty now I have been in treatment for a while, but I still think I am terribly fat. Today I weigh 105lbs at 5´7ft. Three weeks ago I weighed 120lbs. I still am losing weight and don´t want to stop. I know the consequences. But it is not like I want to be this way, it is like I am forced to be this way, and yet I fail to seek help for recovery.

by Leenaa April 22, 2008

porcelain magnets

you shit with such force that it obtains an adhesive that allows it to stick to the walls of the toilet

I had post-mexican blowout and discovered my tirade left the toilet riddled with porcelain magnets.

by Porcelain Magneteer October 18, 2007