When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.
me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"
by pimpahoenandafo February 08, 2009
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 09, 2021
When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.
by James Livitski November 20, 2007
When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).
Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?
Jenny: Yeah... sure.
Jafir: Do you trust me?
Jenny: What? ...I guess so.
Jafir: *drops pants*
Jenny: Yeah... sure.
Jafir: Do you trust me?
Jenny: What? ...I guess so.
Jafir: *drops pants*
by FoodCatsEat December 14, 2009
by beedazzle September 20, 2011
by Hugh Hardon July 29, 2019
The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.
Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.
by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022