Maffew

Small little play boi who wears a red jacket frequently.

Cold Fruit Soup Eater, Canada Enthusiast, Gay Pride My Dude

Person 1; It's Maffew! @>@
Person 2; Why are you like this?
Person 1; MAFFEW

by ateyourmom April 25, 2019

Maffei

butt munch, loves getting lathered with fat free vinaigrette dressing

I got so maffeied last night, I substituted vinaigrette for ranch though!

by Na.Dime March 25, 2009

Maffew

nickname for "matthew" that some furry fucks came up with. please just call me matt im begging you

"i hate these furrys, they started calling me maffew instead of my name"

by ifuckmyxbox May 10, 2019

Jerky maffey

A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked

Yo that is a real jerky maffey

by Secybeastkdog April 27, 2022

maffed

to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.

After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?

by bumblz December 17, 2012

Maffed

So shredded, not one ounce of body fat

Charl: have you seen Darren today, he's looking totally maffed
Simon: yea man, he's been shredding down pretty hard

by Whitey58 March 4, 2014

Maffelaar

a Maffelaar is a fictional character that originated less than a year ago. The characteristics of a Maffelaar are as follows: big ears, upright hair, wrinkles, scars, bags, big lips, earrings, muscular arms, six-pack, bare upper body, head way bigger than the body, weird hands with weird fingers, no neck, a lot of hair on the body and a big manly penis. The maffelaar is always a man and does not breed with other Maffelaren because that would be gay amirite, but epic people like me bring them in the world. The length of a Maffelaar is about 60 cm and the weight is 75 kg

Eyo look at that ugly boy he looks just like a Maffelaar boy.

by Maffe Maffelaar October 31, 2018