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malandi

Filipino term used for being too flirty towards people.
Khale is malandi
by malandi October 26, 2014
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midland mi

A boring city full of snobby rich folks that keep everything hidden, also known as "pleasantville"
man def not midland mi that place sucks its boring
by pbb003800 April 8, 2011
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Midland, Tx

A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
by I made it out... January 8, 2009
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midland valley high school

this school is ASS. the school is full of country ass man whores who will do anything to get their 2 inch cocks in anyone. most of them vape in the nasty ass bathrooms which are INFESTED with roaches and rats. two people had sex in the new bathrooms, this school has multiple bomb threats every month and fights every week (mostly ghetto white girls) aka my cousin but i digress. this school is known for their ass football team but their MARCHING BAND???? even though they never get anything, they still good. this one teacher (name who will not be said) is ass. these ugly ass freshman comin from LBC are so musty
person 1: i love midland valley high school so much
person 2: no tf u don’t.
person 1: yes i do!
person 2: manwhore

person 3: i go to nahs its sm better
by theactualbootysniffer696969 December 20, 2022
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Malanda

A small town located in QLD near Atherton.
It is full of people that cannot drive, Pot smokers and feral schoolchildren of all shapes and sizes pissing about outside the local cafe.
Atherton Malanda
by Wad67 January 9, 2012
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Marlando

Sassy, but a sweet guy. Easy to talk to,fun to be around, and has a great sense of humor, but don't get too close everyone will think you're dating.
Person one: Who's that guy right there?
Person: Oh that's Marlando, he's hella awesome!
by doctoregalitarian May 31, 2014
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Midland 2Step

Following the completion of some "extra curricular" activity which ultimately prevents the "mark" from doing anything meaningful with their lives; the 'Maestro' of the "Midland 2Step" slides out of bed, moving majestically towards the window, the 'Maestro' then wipes his penis on the curtains, before exiting the window and taking off into the night.
Maestro: With all the grace of a one legged Swan, I busted out the "Midland 2Step" and I was out of there like a local with a Dole cheque.
by SixOH5ive6 July 3, 2010
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